lager bomb

Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.

"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"

by pwedgie March 26, 2006

lager hole

n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.

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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.

I say. Spliffing idea old chap.

You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.

Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.

by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

by chronic procrastinator May 4, 2011

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

lager louts

People were used to drinking weaker beer, they somethimes became aggresive and even violent. they therefor became know as lager louts

lager louts: if you drink to much you become violent cause you're drunk
--> don't drink.

by Mary Rosé December 5, 2013

Lager Lurgy

A phrase made up by popular YouTuber Will Lenny (WillNE) in place of the “coronavirus”. This phrase can be said on the popular social media platform YouTube without getting the video demonetised.

*cough* “oh no!” “He’s got the Lager Lurgy.”

by Ellsbells March 18, 2020