Landing Pad

A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.

Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"

Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"

Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"

by JPaps January 8, 2011

another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners

*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"

by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)

Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

by thebestestbest April 26, 2020

butter landing

A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.

Wow he made a butter landing.

by The Airplane gui February 7, 2022

Ladina

You're damn lucky if you know a Ladina. Ladina = Awesomeness. She is extremely funny and entertaining and she seems happy all the time. She makes people around her smiling and knows to cheer them up when they're down. She is very kind and understanding and listens to everybody's problems and tries to help. Ladina is up for EVERYTHING, even if it's the most stupid and random thing ever. She is also very beautiful, sexy, athletic and smart. Guys are often too shy to ask her out. She knows millions of people and has millions of friends but only a few have the honor to have a spot in her heart. Ladina is probably the most outgoing and open minded person ever. Treat her with respect and enjoy the time you spend with her, it is truly one of the best times of your life!

Andy: Have you met Ladina, she is so funny, she is just awesome!!

Ben: I know she is gorgeous, I've been out with her couple times, it was hilarious, I've had the time of my life

Matt: Hey guys calm down, she's mine!

Ben to Andy: See... that's her boyfriend. I wish I was him! she the nicest, sexiest, funniest and most awesome person I've ever met. Matt sucks so bad!

Marina: Hey Ladina, are you up for an Ice-Cream contest?

Ladina: of course, man! and afterwards we go to this raver concert and get wasted as hell. and tomorrow morning church haha!

by wellidonttellyou June 2, 2011

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

the blind leading the blind

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.

"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007