labrarian

labrarian

-noun

1. A connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of vaginas.

Clay: It says here that Gene Simmons has slept with over 3,000 women.

Jay: Whoa.

Clay: And John C. Holmes has slept with thousands as well. Those guys are serious labrarians.

Jay: Yeah, they are!

by Raydell August 5, 2010

Lacrache

To turn into a swan and rape people

I am going to lacrache you and everyone you love!
Ya friggen sloot!

by jesus's titties February 14, 2012

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

LaClare

From the root words 'Lay' and 'Eclair.'

1. (VERB). The act of hovering ones ass over another's face and dropping brown. Synonym: Fecophilia

2. (NOUN). The brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia.

1. I LaClared that bitch's face last night.

2. There was a nutty LaClare left after I shit on your sister.

by Hannity & January 6, 2008

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lacfart

A lactose intolerant person

Haha lacfart.

by Poopy butt poo November 25, 2020

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007