lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.

My dick is lubed as a penguin.

by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009

lubed up

A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.

The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.

by C4Diesel August 21, 2014

lubed nigger

sexy lubed people who are a different colour

omg what a pretty lubed nigger

by jprezz February 14, 2024

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them

It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019