Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.
Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.
by Bad C dev March 02, 2021
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Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!
by kettle__ September 08, 2010
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From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
by Youronetruelove April 29, 2007
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I love watching, Paul O'Grady, For the Love of Dogs
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
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love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.
The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.
by Arminkshipper July 28, 2024
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frog dog loving

kaylee will marry ogday and be a happy family then have unconditional premarital sex.
hey can we frog dog loving tonight
by frog dog loving October 22, 2020
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 05, 2024
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