LMAO

Lettuce mayonnaise and onions.

Commonly used while ordering food.

McDonald's worker: can I take your order

Jeremy: double cheeze burger with LMAO

McDonald's worker: whats funny

by Bebby_b July 21, 2019

LMAO

Little Monkeys are Outstanding

Girl 1 - Hey friend, I'm at the zoo looking at the monkeys!
Girl 2 - LMAO!!

by nagemylime69 May 16, 2011

LMAO

Laugh my ass off

Used in Role Playing Games (RPG) and text messaging when someone says something extreemly funny to you.

Simmilar to ROFLOL. Can be used with this as in ROLFMAO.

"Did U C what Jen is Wearing? It is so damn ugly and she thinks she is all that."

"LMAO"

by SharaRenea November 27, 2007

LMAO

Lost My Aging Options

Lost My Apple Orchard

Lost My Aging Onions

Love My Aging Onions

LMAO! Anna lost her lost apply orchard. HAHA!

Dude you gotta help me, I'm growing old too quickly. I lost my aging options package.

by Crazy Word Bitch September 15, 2009

LMAO

Acronymn for Lettuce Mayo Avocado Onions. MLIA

Person 1 : I'm going to the store would you like me get something for you ?

Person 2 : Yah, get me LMAO, thanks.

by MLIA'er September 21, 2009

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off.
This abbreviation is typically used online, specially during chatrooms or ingame chatting. Its usage has became so usual that even while greeting, someone may respond LMAO.

John: Hello Ben, how have you been?

Ben: LMAO

Player1: Omg, you fucking retarded stop tk.

Player2: LMAO, stfu you cunt.

by homosapient July 18, 2011

LMAO

An acronym for : “Laughing My Ass Off”

- Most oftenly used in text/online messaging or gaming servers, but can sometimes be thrown into real-life conversations

- Accurately pronounced : “L-M-A-O” (saying each letter individually)

NOT : “lm-oh”

- This is a hyperbole. Do not be alarmed. No ones ass is legitimately falling off.

Danny : I JUST GOT KILLED BY A NOOB WITH A PISTOL!! >:CC

Peter : Lmao dude calm down

by TheStarlightBiscuit July 28, 2018