LLTM

LLTM ("Looks Lit To Me") is what all the cool kids are saying these days when they approve of something. It's essentially LGTM, but way more lit.

Colleague: "Please review my doc"
Cool kid: "Reviewed your doc. LLTM."

by a1gaius July 18, 2018

lustmeat

A penis which has been heavily modified with tattoos and piercings etc. rendering it no longer usable for penetration but only for the owner’s pleasure.

All he can do is fondle his lustmeat now that his penis has been ruined.

by Zodo5 February 19, 2018

LSTM

Laughing-Silently-To-Myself. The REAL alternitive to LOL, because really how often are you laughing out loud when you type LOL. Exactly. Not too often. And when you are laughing out loud, use LOL, otherwise: LSTM.

Sue: hey brad, guess what?
Brad: what?
Sue: I have Herpes :(
Brad: LSTM
Sue: That wasn't a joke!!
Brad: oh . . . sorry . . LOL!

by !jkmc? July 2, 2009

lustmuffin

A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.

"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)

by yonderTheGreat December 9, 2008

lastmodded

an iconic Arabic Minecraft YouTuber with 2.2 million subscribers that once ruled the world.

Ahmad: Did you watch LastModded's Build Battle video with Fir4sGamer?
Rayan: Yea man, funniest video ever!

by yasir443 February 14, 2022

LSTMS

'Laughing silently to myself.'

Because sometimes "LOL" is a lie.

"Your mom."
"LSTMS." -dies a little inside-

by Danime-33 December 24, 2007

lustmord

N. From German. Literally, "sex murder."

"This pair of survivalists from hell built a torture chamber and snuff film parlor in a remote Northern California ranch to fuel their perverse lustmord."

by Scythe November 17, 2004