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Llamacorn

A magical combination of a llama and a unicorn. Sometimes referred to as the llama unicorn or unicorn llama. The origins of the llamacorns are unknown, although some say they were first sighted in the remote parts of the Andean highlands, where llamas are natively found. In popular culture, llamacorns can be found in popular games such as Fortnite, Roblox and The Sims. There are also many llamacorn merchandise, including plush toys, action figures, apparel, and mugs. The llamacorn is the main theme of the Llamacorn song (the llama unicorn song) on YouTube.

A llamacorn has the characteristics of llamas and unicorns. Llamacorns are known to be majestic creatures that are also humble, cute, magical, and protective of their human friends. The llamacorn song on YouTube is popular among kids and adults alike.

by toyfantv January 14, 2020

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llampsine

A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills, knowledge, and/or true confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, 's' at the end can either denote singular or plural.

Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too long... Aforementioned, 90% of the male population.

If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.

by d3ck3r October 27, 2014

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