An exotic Strain of marijuana with a heavy sativa base, resulting in an intense "head high" that makes the smoker feel as if they are levitating.
We blazed that wingardium leviosa last night and thought we were playin Quidditch. Harry would have been so jealous.
by Ace13Assante November 21, 2010
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Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.
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Get the wingardium leviosa mug.by On a 25 kill streak I am -yoda April 15, 2022
Get the Wingardium leviosa mug.A spell from the wizarding realm used to masturbate or "wank" oneself without using your hands, it also provides a floating sensation.
by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022
Get the Wankgardium Leviosa mug.This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.
When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.
Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.
Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.
Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.
Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.
by Double Happiness September 1, 2022
Get the Windfartium Leviosa mug.When you scratch your nuts from top to bottom in a "Swish and flick" motion and say Leviosaaa like Hermoine from Harry Potter. The relief is like magic and saying aaa at the end provides comfort.
It's not leviosa... It's leviosaaa
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