Leem

Leem is the opposite of Reem The King-Of-The-Leem is also the Anti-Zeem the one destined to destroy everyone who is cool.
That guy thinks he's reem... but he's totally leem.
by kingofthezeem January 24, 2012
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Leem (verb):

1.) The act of pursuing others even after they have told you to fuck off.

2.) To forcibly add yourself back to a group chat after being kicked.

Leem (adjective):

1.) Having a face and/ or a body resembling that of a Lemur.

2.) Being fucking annoying.

Leem (Noun):
1.) The 4 legged creature that resides in Madagascar.
Guy 1: I kicked him out of the group chat but he leemed himself back in

Guy 2: Fricking Leem man
by Poon smashed April 03, 2016
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Leem-Bruggen

(Originating from Holland, literally translating as shit-wank) Where a person hovering above a toilet defecates whilst masturbating, and attempts to perfectly time his ejaculation so it lands on the excrement before touching the water of the toilet.
Person 1: 'Dude did you hear about Alex in the toilet at Chantelle's?'
Person 2: 'Yeah apparantly he pulled off the Leem-Bruggen? Amazing!'
by WordWizard69 May 19, 2010
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simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally
by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014
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leems segit

Huh, this college-aged male claims to have had at least 250 sexual partners in a year. Leems segit.
by Thundernut Williamson November 21, 2021
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King-Of-The-Leem

you're so uncool they should crown you king-of-the-leem and you can destoy everything cool.
by kingofthezeem January 24, 2012
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Steaming Like Jan Leeming

To be tremendously drunk
by doubletop July 01, 2010
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