Lawbag

Student of law at any ABA accredited law school in the United States and its surrounding territories.

Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.

Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.


Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist

See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest

"I'm in law school, wanna fuck?"

"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)

Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.

A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.

Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.

by princeyanni February 19, 2009

Lawbanger

Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.

Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!

by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

Lawboi

The best pole-axe wielding man ever. Also has a pretty nice body, would like to fuck him sometime ngl.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear lawbringer got buffed? He has a 3 light chain now."
Person 2: "Nice! I love lawboi, he's my main as of right now."

by McAfeera Antivirus April 11, 2023

Lawbrary

Law Library.

Filled with lawkward law bags who have nothing better to do than to make lawlcat jokes, likely in an attempt to commit lawcest.

Hey, did you hear about the douche bags at University of Michigan? They think they are the only ones with a lawbrary, even though ABA accreditation standards require a lawbrary for every law school.

by AntoninScalia December 5, 2012

Lawbing

FANGIRLING or sobbing uncontrollably over Jennifer Lawrence

After Jen won an oscar, I was lawbing for 20 minutes.

by The Divergent Panda from Panem May 8, 2014

lawbstah

How people with Boston, New York and New Jersey accents pronounce the word "lobster."

Shut up and eat ya lawbstah mac and cheese.

by GioMemes April 25, 2017

LawBirds

The definition of LawBirds is simply this;

When you’re extremely high or twacked out your skull and see the police everywhere! You see so many that they start looking like flying birds? LawBirds

This one time Jason Went screaming and running down the road thinkin then LawBirds was after him!

by Amy Jae December 10, 2022