Laptop 

A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.

We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
Or
Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
Or
The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free

Laptop by EBZ13 May 9, 2019

laptop 

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

laptop by Mel February 25, 2003

laptop 

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

laptop by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

Laptop 

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

Laptop by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006

laptop 

a computer that you can put on your lap

give me that laptop i want to put it on my lap

laptop by amin82 May 13, 2020

Laptop 

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so

Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck

Laptop by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022

laptop 

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one

THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

laptop by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003