The Lans Gap

That small triangular area where the windshield wiper couldn't wipe

It's raining, and look at the lans gap in the windshield

by LePost James June 19, 2022

King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

East Lansing High School

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

by iotbw January 28, 2023

lansboen

A term used in the online game Combat Arms to describe a person that is always looking for something to complain about. Usually based on stupid and no-sense arguments that involve bullshit and hypocrisy.

*match starts*
*Player1 kills Player2 with a G36E*
Player2: Omg overpowered noob
Player1: How am I being overpowered..?
Player2: Your gun makes too much damage!!
Player1: But you are using 3 turrets, 2 helicopters, a ship and 2 attached miniguns
Player2: It doesn't matter.!! Your character has got more speed, speed hoe!!
Player1: You have got more than me, actually..
Player2: B-BUT YOU ARE LAGGING!!!
Player1: Wow, you are such a lansboen
Player2: SHUT UP OVERPOWERED LAGGING SPEED HOE!
Player1: *sigh*

by Nayncore December 4, 2014

LanSchool

A Remote Administration Tool, better known as spyware, made by Lenovo. It has a nasty habit of tricking schools into trusting it, only for it to embed into signed-in Google Chrome sessions, making it impossible to remove, while it stores everything you type and search. Easily circumvented by disconnecting from the internet.

LanSchool is on, I can see what you are doing.

by BlazeFrag_ October 24, 2017

Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy

that tall dude over there is a lanson

by azngurlz December 31, 2010

lanse

a word normally found in the jungles of metallicabb.com, found mostly in the AM section. also commonly misspelled as "lance".

"Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3"

by DA_CLICK October 17, 2008