Lanta

A honest, powerful, and well respected being (opposite of a "gind").

The very short (but bad) princess was rescued by that courageous lanta.

by bootyconquistador January 12, 2023

Lanta

Everyone knows about the word ginder. This is the word Lanta. You can either choose

Be a ginder, or be a Lanta.

Everyone starts off as a young gindlet. They must overcome their path and challenges for a greater lifestyle. Lantas and Ginders are 2 different sides of the spectrum. You must choose what you become. Get guidance from the ritual of yo8. There are a few exception. A few rare ones as someone would say. A Gind. Much different from Ginder or Lanta. You must figure out what they mean and the importance of it.

Real Lanta shit
🚨LANTA LANTA LANTA🚨
I got 2 Lantas with me

by LantaMan May 11, 2023

lanta kee

Lanta Kee, an unique combination of two elements. Water and wind. She is a balanced and happy egg shining in the sun. Sliding over the waves. I bet she can surf. Hang loose and hang tight. Is that possible? No but Lanta kee van rock that!

Look at that magic creature, she sure is Lanta kee

by woopediewoop August 15, 2023

oh my lanta

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.

"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"

by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009

oh my lanta

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.

Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"

by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

o my lanta

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005