Lancaster

A cute, little town in Lancashire, after which the county was named. People in Lancaster are usually catergorised, especially when going into town after school hours, where you usually see groups of chavs, emos, chemos and Grammar school people.
Full of history, able to kick Yorkshire's ass... Look at the history books, you know it's true...

It is also amazing... You should really go there.

Tourist: Can you recommend some cute, little town for me to go to?

Awesome human: Go to Lancaster. It's freaking cool...

by EmperorOfTheCheesePeople March 11, 2010

lancaster

Home of the amish and their corn bread. Also place where an assortment of college kids live together and touch eachother in vulgar ways. It is the temporary home of some preppy coke heads from connecticut, skanks from new jersey, japs from new york, wannabees from maryland, average jo's from p.a., and really confused people from the other 45 states. Lancaster has one bar, which smells like piss, and the entire town smells like cow shit. The owner of this 1 bar has 2 teeth. Actually, there is another bar called Brickyard. Its the only place to go where you can take your mind off of the fact that you are stuck in fuckville, pa.

Townies call Lancaster (lan-cuh-stir)
and end every sentence like they're asking a question
OUt of Townies call Lancaster (Lang-cass-ter)
we are pushy, rude, entitled, and we drive our parent's bmw

by Name Doesnt Matter September 09, 2005

Lancaster

An influential feeling of having a teacher that makes college more fun than ever thought possible.

Dude, I can't wait for my number theory class its my lancaster!

Im so ready for next semester, all my classes are going be lancasters!

.

by JNR23 March 19, 2013

lancaster

a girl who wears silver eye makeup, and who goes to cal high.

ughh, i saw lancaster in health today.

by fixiehipster16 February 21, 2011

lancaster

The avro Lancaster was a WW2 British heavy bomber which took place in the famous dam buster raids carrying the bouncing bomb, a passenger plane was derived from it after the war called a Lancastrian

the battle of britain memorial flight has spitfires, hurricanes and one Avro Lancaster

by Fedupofftryingtofindanamesomeoneelsehasalreadyused October 09, 2006

Lancaster

When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.

Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?

by Barry S. June 02, 2009

Lancaster

A shitty town near Buffalo, NY. High school has little credibility in both sports and academics. Some times referred to as Heroin High because of the fairly recent drug overdoses in teens resulting in deaths.

Teen 1: Where do you go to school?
Teen 2: Lancaster

Teen 1: Awww man I'm sorry
Teen 2: Yeah I know we haven't had a sports title in years and i just lost my good buddy to an OD

by arocks4eva December 27, 2011