M.I.L.P.

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

by Bwilks July 29, 2009

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008

m.l.i.p.

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

by bFigs January 27, 2010

I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S.M

I hate it when you don't talk to me please respond I love you so much

I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S.M

by I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S. March 3, 2024

l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

A TikTok phrase. Young ones, this isn’t for you.

Let me eat your pussy until you cum in my mouth

Hey girl, l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

by Fiftyshadesofgingerr January 12, 2020

l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

Let me eat your pussy till you cum in my mouth

L.M.E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.M.

by Brazy.hours January 12, 2020