kyson

Kyson's are the most incredibly rare creatures they have
phenomenal personalities. If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal. When you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with. Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Kyson into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Kysons have immense handsomeness and are extremely talented in the arts. They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and somehow are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have. And as a lover, you are lucky without a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. So never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Kysons will change your life forever. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. An extremely handsome man that is athletic. All girls die over a Kyson. A Kyson can get the hottest girls and keep them because he knows how to treat them. If you have an chance to date a Kyson do it there wont be another like him.

I just met this new boy, and I hope he's a Kyson.

by #THE_REAL_DEAL January 5, 2017

kEystoneHarmony

The act of drinking Keystone beer while searching for true-love on eHarmony-hence the name, "kEystoneHarmony"

Ben was lonely on a saturday evening as usual, kEystoneHarmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers basement at 30 years old.

by purpdrank85 September 30, 2009

keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

Keystone Knight

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009

Kyton

Kyton is sexy af and will always be able to get the girl he wants. He’s kind and talented with a smile that can make your heart melt. He’s depressed but can still make others happy. He has the best sense of fashion when it comes to impressing someone.

I met Kyton in a store and i fell in Love.

by maybeasoftboi April 15, 2020

Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

keystone

The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.

by Chuck January 6, 2005