Kurtzed

To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009

Kurtzed

To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).

conversation:

Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."

Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."

BAM! He's been Kurtzed!

by Kurtzgirl April 4, 2013

kurtzer

the world's biggest smack tard/homo/rice queen and gets enemas ofen, related to the hulk

Damn you suck ass kurtzer

by MacGyver March 11, 2004

kurtie

1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.

2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.

ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D

ex2. nice dick kurtie

by TOOhotTOspot August 4, 2010

KurtzPel

The best game ever

Wanna play the best game ever?
Yeah let's play KurtzPel

by O Maimuță De Canal April 9, 2020

kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt

a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie

by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022