Kuizenga

an expression used while skeeting onto a person of the opposite sex; as you are skeeting the word the "Kuizenga" is shouted...

After a few drinks the chick i met at the bar wanted me to Kuizenga on her face.

by 945A Crew October 17, 2009

Kunselanator

noun:The person that is responsible for screwing you over;A person that will ask you to do something shady then leave you to deal with the outcome on your own.

Person who will ruin your dreams aka turd in the punch bowl.

also see: kunselnated

Ah shit lastnight i got kunselnated and i just know when the kunselanator shows up this morning im gonna get it again.

Dude sam the kunselanator made me move that DTU in 829 and now doesnt want anything to do with it because it was illegal maintenance according to the FAA, i got kunselnated !!!

HAHA you got kunselnated by the kunselanator!

by Slim Giggles September 9, 2006

Kunker Knuckle

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit

Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle

by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

Kunde

An emerging combination of narcotics in the country of Scotland that makes you enter a new dimension, it is packed together and snorted or for the more adventurous it can be smoked

The combination can vary but it usually consists of Cocaine, Ketamine, Ecstacy and Amphetamine

This produces a special type of high and is only experienced by the veterans of the drug game, some choose to add other substances depending on what there is there and then

rob: "awrite garry, bit bored of the green so you got any of that new kunde shite?"
garry: "aye rob nae worries I'll sort you oot, winna be cheap though ken"
rob: "cannae expect much else eh its a proper jail drug eh"

by gary_smith October 20, 2019

Kenzee

The most perfect girl in the world. Everyone who meets her falls in love because she's so unique and beautiful. She's even got the kindest eyes.

Kenzee makes me want to be good.

And Goddamn have you seen those hips?

by Llilnugget August 14, 2014

Jeet Kune Do

Jeet Kune Do, or the Art of the Intercepting Fist, is a style or concept of martial arts originally conceived of by famous actor and fighter Bruce Lee. It is based on a philosophy of simplicity, directness and freedom, and is frequently referred to as having no particular style. Lee’s creation relies on strong offensive action to succeed, and is considered by many to be a predecessor of mixed martial arts forms.

Jeet Kune Do was initially looked at with considerable disdain by masters of traditional martial arts forms. As Lee began training others in his forms, he stressed individuality in movement, practice through matches rather than memorization of solo forms, and above all, simplicity of movement. In essence, the purpose of the form is to win a fight, not to prove you’re a well-trained fighter.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

by crikeymate September 11, 2020