kuk

noun - archaic
A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie

That little kuk just dropped in on me.

by jim bitchen February 21, 2006

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 03, 2005

Kuk Eyes

1) Attractive females who divert attention from men (or lesbian women) in public

2) Hot chicks

Lets go to the track to look for Kuk Eyes.

There were Kuk Eyes at the amusement park the other day.

I wanna look for Kuk Eyes!

by Z_19 August 18, 2010

Kuk Unge

Kuk unge is a word used by swedish 12 year olds to insult another swedish 12 year old

Kid 1: DU ÄR EN JÄVLA HORA

Kid 2: SKÄFTEN KUK UNGE

by leonxrd October 14, 2020

Suk Kuk

On world of warcraft, where people who dont speak english try to say "Suck cock", and it comes out as Suk Kuk.

Blackwidow12: Haha i just beat you in a duel
Urbanplayer: Suk Kuk
Blackwidow12: o.O

by Sippincoffee November 05, 2010

Kuk I Kano

Norwegian slang originating from Aasane meaning Hot Dog. Translated it means Cock in Canoe. You can only get a Kuk in Kano at the Hydra Texaco Gasstation in Norway.

Let's get some Kuk I Kano guys!

by Russ05 November 20, 2004

sug min kuk

something swedish people like to say

Swede 1: Sug Min Kuk!
Swede 2: Ja tack!

by MillioZook October 27, 2020