Kristjan

A sexy beast and a savage. Will knock you out on sight if you mess with him.

Dang look at that kid im not finna mess with him. He look like a Kristjan.

by KJNNHS October 31, 2017

Kristya

(pronounced: Kris-tea-ya )

1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.

2. Red head.

Lucky prick: Kristya just made a joke. I love her and my stomach hurts...

by Author Canyon February 2, 2010

Kristian Dallapalma

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis

Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"

by What the Rat June 4, 2020

Kristianna

A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor

I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?

by Thebestdefitionmakerever May 3, 2019

Krishanna

She's gorgeous, smart, funny, and down to earth. If you're not already her friend, get to be her friend! She always makes a positive out of any situation, making her extra fun to be around! She's all of the guys dream girl, but she's very picky about her guy! Watch out, fellas! This one is a keeper!

Krishanna is genuine

by yorktown995 February 3, 2010

Kristian

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.

This one guy named Kristian that is AMAZING!!

by TLynal June 21, 2012

Kristian

Absolute fucking legend

Kristian is so Kristian

by NigletNorman April 9, 2021