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Kryptonite

A strong love and desire for something or someone. They are something or someone you are unable to stay away from.
Bongo is l’s kryptonite. No matter what happens they can’t and won’t be without eachother.
by Lea!Rose! January 1, 2020
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white man's kryptonite

An attractive women/girl of East Asian, Southeast Asian, or Pacific Islander decent.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
" I went to Hawaii, and its filled with white man's kryptonite. So, we decided I should stay permanently and buy a condo. I think I will put it in her name too".
by Kyme May 30, 2016
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my kryptonite

Used to refer to something that is your ultimate weakness, that which renders you powerless...in reference to Superman...whose only weakness is kryptonite.
Overthinking is my kryptonite. Or Chocolate is my kryptonite. Make sense?
by happythoughts October 14, 2014
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boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels
by Revlic September 7, 2007
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Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant
pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!
by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006
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Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.
by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008
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Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.
-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.
by GuestStar December 10, 2009
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