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Abverb relating to the Kralendoftical Society for the Study of Glottical and Glyphical Gibberish (FSG), it’s members and their political views inspired by the Nguneki People’s of West Papua, along with the society’s de jure language Punguanese, a tribal language from the former European county Urzica.
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"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008
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by ndavid813 July 23, 2020
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You may recognize the Kraken from such things as:
1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc.
2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc.
3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc.
And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.
You may recognize the Kraken from such things as:
1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc.
2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc.
3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc.
And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.
1) I was playing Golden Sun on my GameBoy Advance and I was making good progress when the Kraken appeared and repeatedly kicked my ass.
2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.
2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.
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Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
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