Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Kracken

Someone who gets pissed when you wake them up. May also act like psycho if you wake them up.
Also a mythical creature.

“Don’t wake the kracken.”

by Kracken4life August 23, 2020

Kracken

(Verb) Licking the ass crack of a waifu

I gave that chick the Kracken!

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Krackening Out

A strong urge to start hating on someone incessantly or to tell someone to kill themselves. The trend usually derives from behaviors in the Homestuck Discord (HSD) and is commonly exhibited by those who are just mad at the world.

He claimed that god didn't love me, and just started Krackening Out

by UnderdeveloptCorrupt December 9, 2023

Racken a Kracken

The process of accumulating a monster line of cocaine for consumption.

“Hey Brad you ready to go back to the party?” “Yeah one sec I’m Racken a Kracken.”

by Phiphiguy69 December 27, 2019