kottke

To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

v. Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn -- he kottked us.

by fandango_matt July 24, 2008

kotek

It means cock in Malay language (informal).

"Kotekku lebih panjang daripada kotekmu"
Translation :"My cock is longer than your cock"

by -MuSe- May 1, 2006

korekenshinkiyo

better way of saying korekiyo shinguji.

korekenshinkiyo is a sussy baka.

by kiddywinkles#1596 on discord May 22, 2021

Koekeroek

A Dutch word for saying that you are totally stoned out of your freaking mind.

Stoner1: I Smoked so much.

Stoner2: Yeah, you are totally koekeroek

by Tuutlielsiesnien September 13, 2012

Vojta Kotek

a young popular actor from the Czech Republic.
Girls <3 him, Boys dont

Theres another Czech guy called Vojta Kotek, but this one is alot better ofcourse.

Girl: ZOMFG VOJTA KOTEK IS SO HOTTT!
boy: no he aint biatch!!1

by Vojta Kotek June 12, 2007

kottke

(verb) To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

"Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn--he kottked us."

by quonsar July 21, 2008

KoekenKanker

Its cancer that you get from eating to much cookies

Its long and bald.........polonaise on the koekenkanker department.

by Dekoes February 24, 2017