kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

kolkolkol

a meme originated from the word "Kolkhoz". Used by Ivan Braginsky (Russia) of Hetalia. Commonly used as "communist laugh".

Johnny: I'd been trololo'd by Eduard Hill
Pete: KOLKOLKOL

by monkeyanonymous September 22, 2010

kolopedo

Greek insult for all occasions which literally means "ass child." It denotes a person who was conceived from anal sex and delivered at birth from his mother's ass.

If said to a Greek man, usually results in physical altercation.

Look at that kolopedo.

Come here kolopedo.

by boutsos May 23, 2005

Kolinna

She is the prettiest person i know.

Kolinna is PRETTY.

by shamalamaringdingdong October 29, 2011

Kolobian

A nickname for a Member of any one of the Mormon sects LDS, FLDS or RLDS.

The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.

The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture

The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons

You dont want to go to Salt Lake City, it's full of kolobians

by DutchCappedCrusader October 29, 2012

KOLKOLKOLKOL

Evil Russian Laugh

KOLKOLKOLKOL. BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA?!

by CA-NA-DUH November 23, 2009

KoLoRFuL

A 19 Year old Hip-Hop Artist from the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Unsigned but sponsored by Sparkhop & Collective. He makes original Hip-Hop music. He has a new EP album called "The Afterparty" as well as "In Living Kolor".

He's extremely talented and attractive!

Girl 1: What's that you're listening to?
Girl 2: "Hero Strikes Again" by KoLoRFul!
Girl 1: Daaang I love it... I could listen to it all day...
Girl 2: Yeah and it doesn't hurt that he's hot too!

by danishfilipinaxo July 16, 2011