Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)

(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."

by Crotcheola December 8, 2010

slobby knobby

giving a wet blow job, oral to a males penis, licking the lollipop

Hi Im becky, do u want me to give u a slobby nobby?

Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.

Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob

by wilmarie sena May 29, 2008

Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert

shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy

by Boryz October 21, 2019

Knobby Mug

Someone who is more than just a mug.

James is such a knobby mug

by JamesPorter August 26, 2012

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

by Alissa January 1, 2005

cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003