Kited

To be totally high on drugs.

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"

by jaffa May 1, 2006

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Kited

To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.

I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.

by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011

Knifed

Verb- to get stabbed anywhere in the body from the top of the skull down

Johnny stood on the corner of 125th and Martin Luther King wearing a t shirt with large print reading I hate black people, and laughing about it. A good samaritin kept him from getting knifed by a few nanoseconds.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

knifed

To be slewn by a blade. Usually refers to CS.

I knifed a nub to cs coz I am a mofo! I am teh shitz.

by .NuKeZ January 13, 2005

knifed

verb : stabbed with a knife.

Brutus knifed Caesar.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

Knifed-up

Getting plastic surgery, usually to excess...

Lil Kim is always getting knifed-up...

by lackawannachix February 8, 2010