kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

up yer klunge

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.

"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"

by Griselda September 11, 2006

Klunge plunger

A device used to Plunge the Klunge (Vagina).
A.K.A A dildo

Jeez, i just caught your sister using her Klunge plunger.

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program

The way things work with that system is a kludge.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2010

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

klunge

woman parts

woman with large breasts walks past two guys

guy 1;wow, she had big boobs,

guy2;she had well good klunge!

by JFwolves November 9, 2012