Kunch

Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch

Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch

by LibbyPwns!1 March 31, 2009

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 9, 2008

Krunchie

The irrelevant onomatopoeia for a potato chip.

My idiotic friend who calls soda "pop" also refers to potato chips as "krunchies"

by ibrakehartz July 4, 2011

double klutcher

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

by Doishka January 5, 2018

Kunch

An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.

Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?

by Tom Leet. September 21, 2007

klutch

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

krunchdust

the dust at the bottom of cap'n crunch cereal. the dusty stuff of the cereal

Krunchdust is the Shizz

by Krunchdust21 June 17, 2006