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klump

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.
by albert einstein February 6, 2003
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J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.
Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!
by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010
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Klump

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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Klump Bump

The bump on someones forehead, under their eyebrows
I hung my coat on the klump bump.
by Renny Rimon May 11, 2007
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Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.
Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."
by shermanklump March 26, 2011
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klump bump

The shelf on klumps's forehead
I hung my coat on the klump bump
by renny rimon December 25, 2008
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Klumping

Person 1: "Are they just friends, or are they dating?"
Person 2: "They're Klumping."
Person 1:"oh."
by CheeseCheeson August 22, 2023
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