klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

by RickyRips May 17, 2017

klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

klonkin

Incredible loser, sometimes used in a cool way, visciously klutzy.

She is such a klonkin (noun)

She klonks around wherever she goes (verb)

Can you try to be less klonkin? (adj)

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

konkie

a Canadian hockey term for sustaining a concussion. Like to be "knonked" in the head. Also known as, "getting your bell rung", "getting your eggs scrambled", or "seeing stars".

"Sorry Coach, I took a nasty thump to the bucket and I got a konkie"

by stophammertime54 January 25, 2010

klonked

Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon

Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty

by guitardude626 April 17, 2018

klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large

Look at the size of that Klonker !

by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019