Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 5, 2010

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

klondike bar

Any form of sex, usually a blowjob.

what would I would do for a klondike bar...

by Rainman June 17, 2005

klondike barring

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.

Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

by buttmaster420 June 13, 2014

Klondike Bar

When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.

I would do anything for a klondike bar.

by Nick Aldana December 17, 2007

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021