klong

A rush of fecal matter to the heart.

When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.

by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

Klugging

When a guy hits on a girl who is an aquaitence, who is not interested, a distant family member, or too good for him and does it consistently over a short period of time, making it awkward for the girl to be near him. "Kluggers" often are oblivious to the girls disinterest, so girls have to be clever when trying to ditch the clignybastard. "Kluggers" usually flirt subtly to avoid being labeled as a creep, or because they are afraid of rejection. Because the two are somehow a part of each others social, work, or family environment one has to be polite to the Klugger when trying to ease away!

Brenda: Hey Nicole are you having a good time at the party?

Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone

Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?

Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!

Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!

Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................

Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!

by BaysideBitchh August 5, 2012

Klooger

A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.

Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!

by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019

Kligger

A Kligger is someone who comes off as retarded for a number of years, then magically returns to normalcy when everyone least expects it. A wolf in tards clothing.

Many Kliggers will act and eat like a retard. But once their opportunity arises, they will strike out using their brain power and subdue the average joe.

I swore that girl was a genuine retarded person.. but when i took English Lit. with her, she destroyed me. She turned out to be a Kligger

by Tracy Terry January 29, 2010

Kleggie

A generic term used for "local" currency. Removes the need to remember what the name of the currency is wherever you are.

Wow, it's 4 kleggies for one of those - and only 1 kleggy for a beer! Too much!

by dylan home February 18, 2020

Kologgola

Something or someone being hit with great force. normally a one hit punch or kick.

( Ex. "The giant came out of the ground and hit the poor little boy a 100 yards, Kologgola!.) He just," Kologgola"d the baby across the room.

by Thee D April 25, 2020

KLOOGD

To be so high that the concept of space and time do not exist

How much drugs this foo do? He kloogd out of his mind!

by Bill Meyers April 26, 2023