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kissphyxiate

(v): To be kissed so much that breathing ceases; typically due to someone seeing you for the first time in a long time and pouncing and kissing you all over. See kiss or kissphyxiation.
Jill: ...and then Jack pounced on me and kissed me till I couldn't breathe.

Miss Muffet: Awww...kissphyxiate.
by Mistress V of Doyleshire June 18, 2006
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kissapointed

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
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kissun scents

The smell of fecal matter that intimate garments like thongs and underwear aquire when worn for a long time.
"Yo girl, yo thong smells like kissun scents. You need to take a shower!"
by Shaquanda Jefferson February 27, 2018
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Kissues

KISSUES (pr. KISS-shoes) A combination of the words 'kissing' and 'issues' - 'KISSUES' refers to a third party, usually not present, who has kissed one or both of the first and second parties, but has issues, either with the kissing or just in general.
Person1 : What happened with that random guy the other night?
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
by dudewhotalkscrapallday February 4, 2010
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Kissipline

The act of punishing someone with a multitude of kisses.
Jenny was a bad girl and needed some kissipline.
by Flik off February 19, 2019
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kissprin

a cure for love attacks,another word for a kiss
girl: "I get love attacks everytime Im with you"
boy: "well let me give you some kissprin" *kisses her"
by CuriousityKillsMe September 30, 2006
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kisspy kreme

The act of a kissing a man directly after taking his load in your mouth, only to force it into his own. Instead of swallowing the cum, one simply takes it in their mouth and reciprocates it back into the man's sealed with a kiss.
Friend- "I thought you and Amber were doing well, what happened?"

Man- "Yeah well, we were until last night; she gave me a Kisspy kreme and I ended it then and there! I hate the taste of my own seaman, its just so bitter."
by Weepingbell Willow December 8, 2013
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