Kirsten

A girl who is very sexy, intelligent and beautiful. She is very funny and knows how to conquer men. She loves especially men who are in a relationship or married. But if a Kirsten fights for a men the wife has no chance to win this battle. She is the epitome of bombshell and very talented in everything you can do in bed. Most Kirsten are blond with deep blue eyes and a body like a goddess.

A: Look at the girl over there
B: I think it is a Kirsten
A: My wife shouldn't see her. She would be jealous.

B: I wish I had a Kirsten

by Emanu June 19, 2016

Kirsten

Scandinavian form of Christina, which traces back to the Latin name Christian and has been widely-used in Scotland for many years.

Kirsten's are Attractive, Dependable, Loyal,Outgoing, Silly; a friend that can be counted on, and has ears that can listen. Kirsten's are ladies that put that foot down on the ground and refuse to move it. Let's just say, "Strong at Heart" ! ! !

Friend: "He broke my heart, what am I to do?"

Kirsten: "I told you that you are better than him, take a deep breath and live your life for yourself." ! ! !

by Kat-wc ga girl February 3, 2010

Kirsten

Completely amazing, in all ways, shapes and forms.
Also known as absolutely stunning.

Fredrick Von Godrick: WOW. Did you see that girl?
Duderob: Well, she wasn't nearly a Kirsten.

by Canon Bob April 6, 2008

Kirsten

She is a funny, beautiful, kind, caring, intelligent girl and is loved by all. She glows with confidence and guys can't help but fall at her feet! She deserves a man who is kind and sweet to her as she is kind and sweet to every person. Every time someone talks to her you can garuntee they will leave with a smile on their face. Guys fall at her feet and girls just want to be her. Every time she enters the room, all eyes are on her and usually they are very green eyes. This amazing girl comes with gorgeous hair, big beautiful eyes, curves to die for and a lush bum. What more could you possibly want?

Damn I wish I had a Kirsten!

by Tbone10010 October 21, 2011

Kirsten joke

A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.

“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”

by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020

Kirsten

Amazing, Beautiful, Outgoing. Does things that she can set her mind to. Can be insecure about ones self. VERY Lovable. Always believes that Ex's can be friends. Will always have that "one guy" who sticks around. Athletic, funny. As a big family. Puts on a smile always even if its a fake one

I love kiRsTen!

by ayyyythere August 31, 2010

Kirsten

Is a really beautiful girl, who is caring, loving, friendly, easy to talk to, funny, interesting, fun to be around, and to wrap it up in one phrase... She's perfect!

"wow, did u see her?"
"yeah, it's Kirsten!"

by DESICE December 10, 2009