Kirlosh

A male with a 40inch horse cock who is the cure to all the problems in the world. He loves to cheer up people and have a good time with everyone

Omg that guy is such a kirlosh.

He fucks just like a Kirlosh

by Bigboyyyyyyyy1709 October 29, 2018

Karlos

Karlos has the biggest dick in the world and he’s amazing at sex he’s also very tall and fast and athletic he’s kind and loving.

That’s so Karlos

by EE_DFFGHLIOK October 21, 2019

Karlos with a K

Karlos with a K is usually a 2 foot crusty midget. He hasn’t put lotion on his knees, hands or elbows since WW1 shit looks like his skin peeling off. He runs a brothel in Manila that all the boys go to. This mans really in Spain but the p is silent 😔😔😔. Mans bowl cut looks like a grade 2 drawing shit ugly as fuck. ngl Karlos with a K is a sexy beast.

Person 1: Eyyy bruh u need sum lotion your shit ashy as fuck. Your hair look like what happens when your hit ur arm on the keyboard, get this mans a haircut.

Person 2: My bad, I guess I’m pulling a Karlos with a K today.

by Spain But The S Is Silent 😔 July 28, 2020

karlos

the most cutie patootie person on this earth

person 1: “oh my god its karlos!!” person 2: “he is the most cutie patootie person ever! (heart eyes)” person 3: “im in love!!”

by tenleesrealgf October 10, 2023

Karlos

Karlos is a nickname for Karl, which pisses off the spanish too because it is meant to be spelt "Carlos"

"Yo Yo Yo Karlos!!!!"

by overboard January 26, 2005

kiros

A punk band from Alberta, Canada whose lyrics strongly support believing in yourself and not caring what other people think. They're about living life to the fullest.

If I could, then I would. I'd take this all away from you.

by Sarah Psiurski September 18, 2004

Karlos

fat neek that gets no girls and is a loser!!!!

also is from brazil (ew)

oh my god is that karlos? stay away from him he stinks and gets no girls

by sniperzz69 February 19, 2022