King Arthured 

When you thrust your dick into the anus of a female or male companion and protrudes through the body until it comes out of the mouth and is then inserted into the anus of the next male/female and so on and so forth and when the entire length of the dick has been used up you swing said dick at people passing by saying "I am the King of England. Bow before your King!"

-"Dude, i totally King Arthured Angie and Amy last night.
-"Sweet, how many people knelled?"

King Arthured by Michael Dangelo June 22, 2011

King Arthur 

The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"

"She's a Dog King Arthur it boys"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"

King Arthur by Mullie beast February 13, 2009

King Arthur 

When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone

Dude last night me and my girl did anal and I gave her a King Arthur so if you see her walking funny then you know why.

King Arthur by Seabass391 October 23, 2011

king arthur 

He pulled out a sword from a sword that nobody could pull out. He soon was made king.
One time he was battling agains a knight he broke his sword and he was nearly killed. Soon enough Merlin came and rescued him.merlin took him to the lady of the lake and she gave him a sword named Excalibur.

he really isn't that special.

king arthur by you don't need to know May 13, 2005

King Arthur 

When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.

"King Arthur" has entered the VC.

King Arthur by Dissolucid February 13, 2023

King Arthur 

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

King Arthur by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017

King Arthur's Court 

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

King Arthur's Court by sk8a September 29, 2008