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Kinderpocalypse

The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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kinderwhore

An early 1990's style popular with female punk bands in America, kinderwhore is a mix of grunge, punk and lolita styles. The look consists of ripped stockings (especially fishnets) or lace-top knee highs, negligee's or baby doll dresses, platform mary janes or dr martin boots, messy hair and smeared makeup. Musician Kat Bjelland claims to have invented the look, and says former bandmate Courtney Love copied it. Love claims she took the style from Christina Amphlett of the Divinyls. It is generally accepted that Courtney popularised the kinderwhore style but did not come up with it.
Courtney Love and Kat Bjelland (in the 90's), KatieJane Garside (from Daisy Chainsaw) and the UKs band Fluffy and Lush are examples of female kinderwhore. Twiggy Ramirez also wore the style for a while in order to ridicule Courtney Love
by mademoiselle butterfly December 16, 2008
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kindergoth

Though generaly female, not always the case.

Kindergoths are anyone, usually younger than 16, who listen to music which isn't gothic, when asked don't really know much about gothic subculture, and are pretty much unaware of the post modern gothic movement or the romantic gothic movement as a whole. Yet a kindergoth will *always* claim to be "gothic" or "goth".

This is really the biggest difference betwene what gothic elitists may see as a kindergoth, and what the rest of us non-übergoths see as a kindergoth. A kindergoth to most people is simply someone who calls themselves gothic, but doesn't know anything about the subculture, in particular nothing about the music.
Jen? She listens to slipknot. I dunno man, seems to me it should take more than dressing the part.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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kindergoth

Any teenager that adopts the gothic lifestyle just to fit in with or impress their peers; someone that dresses like the Crow, even with a sence of irony.
Kindergoths:
Dress in all black because they *gotta be goth*
Paint their fingernails black because they *gotta be goth*
Wear fake blood because they *gotta be goth*
Listen to SpoOoOoOkY music because they *gotta be goth*
Writes stupid, depressing poetry because they just *gotta gotta GOTTA be goth*
by Wulfen May 25, 2006
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kindergender

A "gender" where the adult party feels as if they are a kid trapped in an adults body. The adult party feels attraction to children as well...
"Hey man, I would like to come out to you as kindergender, I am a kid trapped and I want to love other kids"
"Isn't that PEDOPHILIA?"
"No, it's kindergender..."
by WeirdEmpoleon February 22, 2017
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kinderwhore

A fetish look that was made popular in the early 90's by Courtney Love. It consists of red smudged lipstick, smeared mascara with heavy eyeliner, ripped up babydoll dresses, and bedhair. It is thought to have been created by Kat Bjellard of Babes in Toyland and stolen by Courtney. Courtney herself claims she got the idea from the lead singer of new wave 80's band The Divynls.
Kinderwhore was popular in the early 90's.
by stephanie December 29, 2004
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Kinderwhore

A fashion trend popular in the late 80's and mid 90's. With a "riot grrrl"attitude such as Courtney Love , who wears doll-like dresses with knee high socks or ripped stockings,glass high heels and doll like high heels. Make up a bright red lipstick and brown\gray eye shadow
woah, look at her dress it must be kinderwhore style
by grungelover90 November 10, 2014
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