Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.
by Steven Childeater May 05, 2008
A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.
my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?
Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
by Sans4smash November 07, 2019
when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!
by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 16, 2020
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
by holly palmer January 27, 2008
It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
by Kristian Pulz April 24, 2008
A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
by SuperSonicX September 04, 2006