Kinder

To take a vigorously large poop with much enjoyment!

When the turtle head was just about to launch, I went to the bathroom and took a kinder...

by Clide K. Ottis July 13, 2010

kinder

To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.

He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.

by Baz James. April 21, 2007

kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006

kinder

a very loving and caring individual. extremely fond of dachshunds.

dayum, look at that hot bitch walking her dachshunds..
oh wait thats kinder.

by da nigger. May 3, 2010

kinder

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"

by Oki3 September 7, 2008

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass

Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder

by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023