Kipster

Communist hipster, someone who adores communism and combines it with his or her hipster lifestyle.

Oh that guy Nikola, he's such a kipster. Listening to Arcade Fire and wearing Che Guevara t-shirts.

by RedVC January 30, 2014

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Kipster

A person that wears a small hat resembling a kippa and thus sees him/or herself as a hipster.

That guys is such a wannabe hipster.
Yeah! He is a total kipster.

by Kipster101 October 23, 2015

Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

Kitster

The nickname of the sexiest, most dashingly good looking, strong, considerate, charming, intelligent, good humored man that ever walked the face of the earth!!

Wow, did you hear about how drop-dead gorgeous Kitster proposed to his girlfriend?? I am SOOO jealous! Can we clone him??

by SecretsAren'tFun February 4, 2010

Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.

"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."

by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017