kidditch

When two persons are standing in conversation with one another during a Kiddush and one 'converser' leaves for a second to get food or say hello to another Kiddush occupant and:

A: The person supposed to be waiting wanders off.

B: The person goes away and never returns.

1. I went away for a second to say hello to Charlie and that Douche bag Josh Kidditched me!

2. That Douche bag Josh just went off to get some Kugel, and he Kidditched me. What a prick.

by iDont October 30, 2007

Kidiot

A person too stupid to understand cultural references, due to their young age.

Girl: Alright! I love s'mores!
Guy: S'more what?
Girl: What?

Guy: You're killin' me Smalls... It's a quote from The Sandlot.
Girl: Who is Smalls? What's The Sandlot?
Guy: What a kidiot...

by JordanJordanJordan July 12, 2013

Kididiots

When your kids are being that big of idiots there kididiots

Will you kididiots stop

by Captainchronic1980 March 6, 2019

kiddious

a word that can be used for anything

tom is such a kiddious

by rover1418 June 9, 2023

Kidiot

Someone who comits an act of stupidity based on immature of childish decision making

The guy is 25, but he's a kidiot. He ate 3 ghost chillies at the same time.

by TiSoljur June 4, 2015

s'kiddiots

The people who taste the rainbow in skittle commercials

Skittles called me in to be one of the s'kiddiots and catch skittles in my mouth that fall from the air.

by Sohia December 28, 2005

Kidiot

Referring to a child doing something dumb. Because sometimes children are just little stupid people.

That kidiot just tried to flush a teddy bear in the downstairs bathroom!

by clampunk September 27, 2010