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Kickassism-Philosophy

Kickassism is a philosophy created by someone who was really awesome. With Kickassism, you learn to love yourself, learn to love to punch sharks, and learn to become a better, more badass person in general. Kickassism is a way of thinking, not a religion. As such, there is nothing to worship; however, there are the Patron Badasses, role models from both fiction and non fiction, that teach us to be the best that we can be.
An example of the Kickassism-Philosophy would be when you punch that one shark in the face and you feel really badass.
by Patar McBadass April 11, 2014
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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
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Kickassitude

N. A measurement of any number of positive things about any given situation.
Man, that midair was a powerhouse of kickassitude.
by Andy Kova December 29, 2006
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Kickassism

Kickassism is a way of thinking, akin to a philosophy, created by Patrick Antonicelli. There are 69 tenets that exist within Kickassism. While Kickassism is not a religion, there are Patron Badasses, role models from all walks of life, fictional or not, that teach us how to be the most badass we can be.
Kickassism teaches us that we should love ourselves, and love punching the fuck out of some sharks.
by The Disparate Wanderer May 12, 2014
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kickass

The USA Olympic basketball team is kickass!
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
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kickass

awesome, chill, cool, fun, exciting, daring
There is a kickass party tonite at Nicole's house.
by Hottie Girl April 27, 2002
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Captain Kickass

Quite Probably the most kickass super hero ever. In his right hand, he has a rocket launcher that shoots exploding chainsaws, and his left he uses for everything except using the chainsaw rocket launcher gun thing. He is a bald black man with a slight beard, and doesn't bother wearing a costume. It is said that he once walked into a hospital and in just 9 months the hospital overflowed with the nurses mixed babies. He eats lesser superheros for breakfast, like superman and wolverine, and shits out people like aquaman. His pet is a three headed fire breathing dog named Cerberus. Captain kickass Single-handedly took on Raptor jesus and Robot Hitler at the same time. He shaves with a steak knife.

Fact's about captain kickass
1. He's kickass
2. He's not actually a captain, he is mo..w3ephp;hui9
3. He just killed the man who was previously writing this article.
4. He went to prison once, and a man named Bubba tried to have his way with him. They still haven't gotten the stains off of the floor.
5. He had gone to jail for manslaughter. It was actually just the first time he had sex.
6. Those pictures of bigfoot are actually of captain kickass. he just forgot to shave.
7. He once decapitated a man with a rusty spork for pronouncing Tupac as "two-pack".
8. He stabbed a tyrannosaurus Rex with his penis once, and one month later, a man emerged from the carcass. His name is Chuck Norris.
1st person: Hey Captain kickass just walked by.

2nd person: That explains the fact that every woman within a mile just had their water break.

1st person: But my wife's here, and she's not pregnant.

2nd person: She is now.
by Demosthenis February 4, 2010
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