keyhole

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can't even hit the target.

by facefault November 13, 2011

Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

by Shroomi April 3, 2022

Rusty Keyhole

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007

keyhole syndrome

only looking at other's lives through a keyhole(social media, sporadic and emotionally driven contact) as to separate themselves from the self; fabricated uniqueness; denial of the internal

That girl looks like she has "keyhole syndrome", she keeps posting trendy pictures and stories every day.

by yeyo12345 March 2, 2021

Keyhole symbol

This is an open use symbol. A symbol for women who want to be used by men. This is something we all associate with sticking something inside. When a key doesn't work we all jam it in still. It is the best representation for cunts that want it. Once a slut wears this they will get men groping and feeling them up wherever they happen to be. (even in public) They will get fucked by anyone.

She was wearing an open use keyhole symbol necklace, so I grabbed her tits and fucked her in the bathroom.

by slut$ November 18, 2022

keyhole surgery

While this sounds like a slang term, it has nothing to do with other previously provided definitions for keyhole. It is a medical euphemism for laproscopic surgery done through a very small incision.

The doctor recommended keyhole surgery as it would leave only a very small scar.

by Paule Poisson May 4, 2006

KEYHOLE KATE

a very nosy person who likes spying on others .

she knew all her neighbours business , she was a real KEYHOLE KATE .

by bicklevelevet September 27, 2010