Kevlar

1. Military extension of helmet meaning someone who rides the short bus and thus needs a helmet for safety. Used when the person being so named might catch on to the civilian slang use.

2. Also used in the context of Kevlar being dense but light-weight implying the subject is dense and a intellectual light-weight.

"Hey, Kevlar, I need you to go get me a box of chem-light batteries!"

by zArkham4269 September 9, 2009

Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string

Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

kevlar

my dogs name! o also a materal they put is hydroplane boats and you where kevlar while raceing a hydroplane boad it helps u float if u fall out!

1. come here kevlar!
2.the kevlar helped me float whene i fell out of a boat it saved my life!

by jessica May 31, 2004

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Kevlar

What you buy on pistol round so you dont die to a fucking glock

Oh my god why you no buy kevlar cyka blyat

by Keko y'no February 18, 2021

Kevlar

A military colloquial for their helmets, due to what they are made of. This can also be applied to other protective gear of the same material, but is mainly applied to helmets due to their more obvious design, and other gear also including ceramic inserts.

Privates tend to misuse their Kevlars in humorous ways, up to and including strapping them to their joints to play human shuffleboard.

"Grab your Kevlar, we have a convoy in 2 hours"

by Kirknay February 8, 2022

Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022