An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012
Get the Kessel Runmug. Usually the hottest guy in the room. it’s commonly used to describe someone who is tall, handsome, and has a nice stature.
by awesomefish99 October 21, 2025
Get the James Kesselmug. 
A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.
Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
by billiam17 August 10, 2024
Get the Kesselingmug. A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes
by yoinkity yoink January 22, 2020
Get the Phil Kesselmug. The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
by ALittleLion September 15, 2021
Get the Kessel Runmug.