An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
by teddyrefspin January 14, 2012
A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.
Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
by billiam17 August 10, 2024
The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
by ALittleLion September 15, 2021
by established March 14, 2017
A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes
by yoinkity yoink January 22, 2020