Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

by Charlie January 17, 2004

kertard

Is a word to describe a fucker that is also considered to be a bastard.A fornicator from a single parent unmarried household, or a guy that is a prick who gets a lot of ass.Can be used to describe a selfish unpleasant fellow. The word is street slang thrown around by Eastern Market DC ballers .

That kertard should give up the rock, I was wide open.

by Joe Touchole November 20, 2007

Kerra

Kerra is a beautiful girl that u will ever meet and will always have your back on everything they can dance and sing and can slap you for doing something wronglike talking about them they love going to the mall and love to shop for stuff. If you have a Kerra as a BEST-FRIEND u are really lucky they have a lot of hair curly hair and sometimes bad and good but kinda nice she will say what ever on her mind.

U look cute Kerra

by Taylor@daysh October 10, 2018

kerrang

Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.

Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Kerrang

a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes

lets watch kerrang (sky 454)

by inoino December 9, 2003

kerfarklesnarf

A mistake or mess up in comical manner

Him: I dropped my bag of dildos
Her: oh, what a kerfarklesnarf

by TheKerfarklesnarfer May 17, 2021

kerrang

A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.

Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.

by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005