Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

kerplosion

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

by Samsong October 26, 2004

Kerplode

v. to have a big explosion, but in a comedic way.

Stina Shall: did you just see that person kerplode?

Lyme Ninja: Yeah, it was quite funny

by the Lyme Ninja and Stina Shall March 13, 2009

kerklopikins

The sound a horse's hooves make if it trips while galloping.

Horse galloping sounds: "gallop gallop gallop, *trips* kerklopikins!"

by Kerklopikins May 31, 2022

Kerplode

Too implode and explode at the same time leaving behind a
large Ball of Dark matter

Dude?!?! did you see that Jeep Kerplode?
I'm going make you eat Random chemicals and you'll Kerplode
i shot him in the face and he (Kerploded)<-----that is Kerplode in Plural form

by Hayden Nikolia Kessler February 25, 2008