kernal

Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.

Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.

by Thatsbest December 13, 2004

kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

The kernan

When a dude comes in 15 minutes late to work because he was tucking his penis in.

"Ryan, why were you late to work?" "Oh, I was working on the Kernan" "SWEET!!!"

by TDizzo October 18, 2008

Kernaghan

adj. the act of literally poking someone in the sweet spot.

I kernaghaned billy and he giggled.

by Sean Grube March 15, 2003

Kernalz

Kernalz- A group of nocturnal animals existing in the same habitat who choose to co-exist during night, hunting on diurnal animals and generally staying out of each other’s way. Specifically while foraging and hunting during the night.

I wouldnt stay at that campsite a second night after hearing the array of Kernalz seemingly stalking me from all sides.

Our sweet little bunny , “Fluffy” escaped last night. I’m sad to say she didn’t stand a chance against the Nocturnal Kernalz that awaited her .

by Billidox August 18, 2019

Kernal Sanchez

When you stick it in a girls ass and pull out a piece of CORN and you flick the piece of corn off with your finger and make it stick on her upper lip!!!!

Oh shit you just Kernal Sanchezed me bitch!!!

by bigdick17 June 9, 2008

Kernaghan

1. To douse oneself in the projectile vomit of a love one and light said vomit on fire with a finely made match.
2. To dress up as an obese man and prance around merrily as others around punch, jab, and kick.

1. "I kernaghaned for you, my darling. I hope you enjoy it."
2. "Stop it! I didn't kernaghan for your own pleasure!"

by Aaron Myers March 15, 2003